Horrorscope

From my horoscope today...


"A small spark in a dry field is apt to whip the hill into flames, Sagittarius. A raging wildfire may be underway by the end of the day. Know that you're one of the biggest perpetrators, but don't feel badly about it. Fire is destructive but also necessary. Clearing out brush and offering a fresh new place in which new growth can flourish is an important part of the cycle of nature.|"


WTF? This is not comforting to someone who had their apartment blow up and burn down this year...