Go Danny Williams, Go!

Well, Sir Paul McCartney and that complete bleach blonded idiot he is married to (sniff, I miss Linda too...) have decided to take on the seal hunt in Canada. Listening to Paul was bad enough but she just sounded like a dumb blonde. The more she opened her mouth, the more I was embarrassed for her. Paul, what are you doing with such a mouthpiece? She opens her mouth and crap falls out. She couldn't complete a coherent sentence that wasn't saturated with Hollywood ooze. Danny did his province well, and I support him and the seal hunt all the way. Heather was such an ignorant bimbo, she didn't even know that they harvest the seal meat to eat. I laughed so hard, ginger ale came out of my nose. If she only knew how many people actually eat seal meat. They sell it canned by the cases alone, and who could forget seal-flipper pie, and the seal penis being marketed to Asian buyers as an aphrodisiac...I could hardly sit in my chair I was so riled up. They are so being used, just like Premier Williams said, and I felt like I was watching a reality show where the rest of the audience knew Sir Paul and Lady Heather McCartney were being "Punk'd"...sad, truly tragic.

In any event, IRREGARDLESS you might say...(inside joke)...I don't think they will have the clout they think they have...don't mess with a Newfoundlander and his livelihood, he's been fucked around enough by others...they fight for what is theirs now, and but hard. And as Danny kept repeating to them tonight was that the Newfoundland seal hunt is sanctioned by organizations such as World Wildlife Federation, United Nations, and the Department of Fisheries Oceans, Independent Veterinarians, the list goes on. But yet Paul and Heather, as celebrities claim to be experts on the topic because they have seen a few videos and photographs of the way the hunt used to be decades ago, or of Greenpeace's fake Newfoundland videos of someone they paid off to illegally kill whitecoats to champion their cause and then try to pass it off as Newfoundland sealers who did it. What do they take the fishers to be, stupid? The majority of sealers are honest and harvest humanely with bullets. Honey, it ain't all about the fur coat, ya blonde idjit. Why don't you take your tested on animals plastered on makeup back to the UK where you belong. And Paul, I was real disappointed that you didn't know what province you were in...it's kind of an important thing when debating on Larry King...suppose I were being interviewed in The Isle of Wight, and proclaimed to have been in London, talking to whatever you call your respective chaps there.

The one thing neither Paul or Heather could grasp is there is no basis for their argument against the seal hunt, no matter if the harvesting method was clubbing or bullets, or spears, or secret decoder rings. Seals are animals that are harvest like any other animal in the world that is in a healthy supply, such as moose, deer, cows, etc. And the other thing is, Paul seems to have no qualms about assuming Sir, an honor bestowed by a monarchy that currently supports the fox hunt, something most Newfoundlanders might find barbaric, oh, sorry, Heather, I meant archaic. What a total idiot. You give blondes a bad name.