What would be your response? ......

The husband had just finished reading the book, "Man of the House". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."

sent to me by my soon to be sister in law, heh heh, gotta love how she plans to look after my brother :-) he is so far from this. I can however, recall similar sentiments from my ex-husband...he never got what he wanted though, heh heh.