The dumbest movie ever

okay, how do you know you have just watched the dumbest movie ever? When it makes so little sense, the writing is terrible, and the acting is even worse. That's how I feel after watching New Hampshire Hotel. And to make the best of it, it had some really good actors in it...but this was not their best performance. You would think that a movie with Rob Lowe, Jodie Foster, Beau Bridges, Nastassja Kinski,

here are some of the dumb highlights - contains spoilers, although I would never recommend seeing this movie anyhow

- a dog called Sorrow that they have put down because he farts too much, but they miss him so the son gets him back from the vet and has him stuffed. He gets the dog wet, so tries to dry him out, catches him on fire so leaves him in the tub to soak. The dog even gets taken to Europe when they move there.

- there is an unnatural attraction between Jodie Foster and Rob Lowe who play brother and sister. She gets raped at one point by a bunch of lettermen from her school, but very little is made of it afterwards, except that she is in love with the lead rapist. and her brother is in love with her...very flowers in the attic

- one of the daughters is a self-proclaimed dwarf because she has stopped growing, but yet looks normal

- they are good friends with Freud, who looks suspiciously like Rick Moranis, but is actually Wallace Shawn (???)

- one of the sons is gay, and gets beat up all the time by the lettermen - this dude is played by Paul McCrane, aka Rocket Romano from the tv series ER.

- and then there was the sister of one of Rob Lowe's black friends who was all over Rob, and then took her teeth out to show him how to kiss "real deep", then was seen throughout the rest of the movie, gums showing

anyhow, do not bother to waste your time on this crappy movie. I am just sorry I wasted mine and my $6.88 at Wal-Mart.