The Incredible Life of My Ex-Husband

Here is a list of the incredible things that supposedly have happened to my ex-husband and whats her name. They are kind of in order, but so much has happened, it is hard to keep track. I will use abbreviations for them as follows - exhusband is EX and whats her face is SB (stupid bitch)

1. SB is going to be a millionaire. We heard right from the beginning of the relationship about this huge settlement she is supposed to get, first it was $3.5 million, then it was $4 million. She had apparently been in some bus accident the previous year.
2. EX and SB are backing out of driveway and car is hit by motorcycle
3. EX promises to give resident teenagar one of SB's cars, an old one, but it must be put in for repairs first - minor stuff like brakes, and shocks. The process apparently takes 3 incredible months, and they must change garages twice. Then the kicker comes. On the very day they are to pick up the car from the mechanic, the car accidentally falls down on the mechanic and kills him. We are devastated to hear this, and decided the accident is not a good omen and I do not want my daughter to have the car. Then I get suspicious and check the papers and with police...this event did not happen. some weeks later, SB sells the car to a family member.
4. Their car is stolen. They buy a shitbox for about $300 with no rear window, just plastic; no cover for the gastank, and it is about 30 years old (a tank) The previous car is returned and then stolen about 3 times, with the last time being by someone who spirited away to New Brunswick and used the car in another crime, so now the car is evidence when they find it and they can't get it back for many months.
5. They are going to buy a house together with her big bucks - we hear this in the summer, with plans of moving into a new home for December. This and that happens and before we know it, they have moved into a new apartment in a nice area, where rent is $1200/month. Well that sounds great! Two months later, they are out on their asses. They move into a DUMP in the projects. - we hear that the contractor they were supposed to get their house built by has run off with their deposit, and they are working to get it back.
6. The gas is siphoned out of their car continuously, they have crack whores showing up at their door looking for money, dope, alcohol, cigarettes, etc. The DUMP they have moved to has all the windows boarded up on the first floor. Then comes word that they are leaving the DUMP to move into a fairly decent rental house.
7. They leave the DUMP and move into a rental house for the summer. no explanation why, but the house seems somewhat better.
8. Their home is broken into and trashed, and a $20,000 cheque is stolen from the home. Who in the hell keeps a $20,000 cheque in their home??? And who has one??? Also missing is some money from EX's bank account.
9. I find out about SB's criminal record and call EX to tell him. He doesn't believe me even though I hear it from the police and courts, with whom I work each day. So he doesn't confront her.
10. They are evicted from the rental house and head to a motel.
11. They supposedly buy a house and plan to move in, but the owner is still there and is unable to leave the home as planned due to a brain tumor or something and she cannot move. Closing date is pushed back again and again, until the house idea just disintegrates. They begin talking about a piece of land where they are going to build a house.
11. They leave the motel and head to a trailer in the middle of nowhere and commute over an hour to get EX to job.
12. They supposedly buy a piece of land and pay a contractor to build them a house. This process is delayed and delayed until we hear that the contractor has run off with their money, AGAIN. Except it is more than the standard 5-10% deposit, but a whopping $120,000. What idiot gives a contractor that much...
13. They move out of the trailer and into a series of motels.
14. They buy a brand new truck. Then they don't have the truck. Then they are driving their old car. Then they have another brand new truck.
15. They supposedly find another contractor who will build them a house in 60 days or its free. The construction begins late, and something happens...the house disappears and they are looking at something else.
16. They are buying a brand new already built home in a new subdivision. I actually take Amber there to see the house on a day visit. The house looks nice...could it be true. NOT. Some convoluted argument with the contractor over the house. They decide to buy the one across the street. Then that deal evaporates.
16. They move into a house from the motels. They are supposedly there until August. Two months into it, they are evicted. Story is that they must come up with $9,000 in rent in order to stay. They don't and move to yet another apartment.

What a crock of shit. There is probably more that I am forgetting. Now EX has moved to NL for the month...if only his family can convince him to leave SB. He lived such a boring, dull existence before he met her. I see only evil in her, and she is planning on bringing him down to the depths of hell with her. I have not allowed the resident teen to stay with them after finding out about the criminal record. She is permitted to see father, but not to be around SB.

And so that is the story of my ex-husband. He was a very normal law abiding guy before she met him. We lived in the same house for years, and OWNED it, and still do!

what will we hear next...