One more morning and the crow gets it
 
We have this annoying crow...not that all crows are not annoying, but this one in particular likes to travel from one side of the house to the other, squawking the whole way so he wakes both Roomie and I up.  The last tenant (and my friend) used to feed the whole fam damily of crows...she had requested that I continue this tradition...I told her in no uncertain terms that I would love to STARVE THEM TO DEATH.  So now their expectations are high, because she fed them all the time, but she also slept like the dead, so they didn't bother her in the morning.  Now I have them.  They won't get anything to eat here...the kitchen is closed.  Now if I only had a good pellet gun.