This Road Has Breasts

Well, frost heaves at least...driving along for work today on my way to a client's home and there were two clear bumps in the road, looked just like a set of breasts, and were about 4-6 inches high...there were in the pavement of course, JICYI...

The roads in this province are nasty...pot holes everywhere and shoulders falling apart. The American tourists are apparently complaining that they won't come back to visit unless we pave the roads again....well fuck off then don't come. Its MY tax dollars that paves the roads here, and if they are to be improved upon, it will be for ME! Sure, you folks bring something to the economy here, but you also bring a lot of cheap shit with you so you won't have to buy it here, you drive a million campers on our crappy roads, making them worse and not paying to park them since you find yourselves in every Wal-Mart parking lot around and do not contirbute to the hotels and cabins, and cook your steak dinners at home, not contributing to the restaurants, buy up all the cheap land and then to add insult to injury, file for a Tax Refund for taxes paid in our country...the very taxes that contribute to our road condition...

So yeah, see if I care if you don't come. I can't stand getting stuck behind your little convoys anyhow, especially on the windy two-lane highways on my way to a client's house...thanks for making me late.

Yahoo for another tourist season being thrust upon us...