Where was the f-ing sunblock when I needed it?

Simply because I couldn't find the sunblock and I packed in a rush, so had no real idea where to look, and then began doubting that I brought it...I bring you a portion of my sunburn...I wore my bathing suit this weekend (usually go in stark naked shorts and a tank top) so had fresh unburned skin to scorch on my back. and now that I have also found the aloe gel, I can't reach where I need it most...sigh...where is that pool boy when you need him...