The Fate of Sponge Bob Square Pants

Well, although he fought the good fight to move on to a better life, poor Bob has been kicked to the curb, literally. He was auctioned off on e-bay and fetched a handsome price of $12.50US, but then when it came time for shipping, and he was taken out to the post office today, the shipping rates proved to be too much for the bidder to endure at nearly $50. The bidder was let out of his contract, and I had to bag up Bob and take him to the curb for spring trash pick-up sometime this month. Poor guy. Who knew his life would end like this...